Ah, Shampoo

Accidentally used the dog’s shampoo but now I’m feeling like a good (girl.) —thebuttoncrew Duff here. I thoroughly enjoy My Bath. Mom gives Me one every Sunday, and I have such Fun. She lathers Me up, and We play with the Suds. Then (predictably!) I shake all over as We Canines do. Soap flies everywhere,…

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Is Spring Here Yet?

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. —Dalai Lama Duff here. Did You notice? Last week felt like Springtime. The Days were beautiful and the Breezes so mild. Mom and I went on a Jaunt in the Fields to Soak up a Bit of Sunshine. Of course, I checked out…

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Your Long Weekend

And just like that . . . Poof! Long weekend. Gone. —lolalambchops.com Duff here. The Last Long Weekend for what seems an Eternity will pass. My naps will be heavenly. The Grub? Scrumptious. Playtime in the Snow? Absolutely magnificent. Enough about Me. How will Your Weekend end up? Do Something fun? Travel to a Fabulous…

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A Worried Thought

Don’t believe every worried thought you have. Worried thoughts are notoriously inaccurate. —Renee Jain Duff here. Mom gets forgetful (and erratic) at times. She is well-Intentioned, but there are Days when That doesn’t go as well as We both hope. The other day, She was leaving the Office, and Her way to see Me in…

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Online Dating

I know, you thought it was just another boring day until you saw my photo. —Tinder Pick up Lines thoughtcatalog.com Duff here. Uncle Sanders was all alone. And lonely. While He had a few good male Canine Friends to pal around with, what He truly wanted was some Feminine Companionship. A Lady’s perspective and Her…

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Listening to the Duff

No one appreciates the very special genius of your (shared) conversation as much as the dog does. —Christopher Morley Duff here. As You know, Mom and I have the most Warmhearted Conversations ever. Why, if that were not True, how Would She be able to be My Ghost Writer? Sometimes, We laugh at Stuff that…

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Consistency!

It’s not what we do once in a while that shapes our lives. It’s what we do consistently. —Anthony Robbins Duff here. I just got a note from My Pal, Snoopy. Another year has passed, and We were recounting what Happened. He told the Story of getting in His Plane to battle the Red Baron…

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