Ah, Shampoo

Accidentally used the dog’s shampoo but now I’m feeling like a good (girl.) —thebuttoncrew Duff here. I thoroughly enjoy My Bath. Mom gives Me one every Sunday, and I have such Fun. She lathers Me up, and We play with the Suds. Then (predictably!) I shake all over as We Canines do. Soap flies everywhere,…

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Flow Restored

Duff here. As You may remember, I was under the Weather last week. Somehow My Gastrointestinal Tract was not functioning properly. (Have You ever had that Issue? Oh My!) Coming in and then back outside . . . a lot. We had a few Mishaps. Not really living unstuck. Mom was concerned and Googled the…

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Online Dating

I know, you thought it was just another boring day until you saw my photo. —Tinder Pick up Lines thoughtcatalog.com Duff here. Uncle Sanders was all alone. And lonely. While He had a few good male Canine Friends to pal around with, what He truly wanted was some Feminine Companionship. A Lady’s perspective and Her…

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Healing Energy

Duff here. I was off My feed the other day. When that happens, I don’t share Much with Anyone. I keep to Myself, curling Up in My Comfy Bed. I know whatever It is, it will be gone soon. I will be back to My Regular Self. I’m one Tough Doggy with a Strong Constitution.…

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Listening to the Duff

No one appreciates the very special genius of your (shared) conversation as much as the dog does. —Christopher Morley Duff here. As You know, Mom and I have the most Warmhearted Conversations ever. Why, if that were not True, how Would She be able to be My Ghost Writer? Sometimes, We laugh at Stuff that…

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The Quiet Time Between Years

It was the quiet time between Christmas and New Year’s. I had finished my morning walk for the day in the dark. It was cold. It was windy. This is the time of year when I usually give myself the gift of time and begin work on business taxes. This year? I was stuck. Not…

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Sparkly Christmas Lights

Duff here. Mom took Me to see the Christmas Lights. It was Very Cold when We first Started out, so She bundled Me up in My Blanket. There I was, peeking out at the Glorious Lights. Toasty warm and Content. She was talking to Me, telling Me about the Colors and the Shapes. One was…

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